Degen Zoo · 49 Species. A Field Guide to Crypto's Rarest Catastrophes.
A field guide to crypto degenerates trapped in their natural habitat. Don't feed the whales. Or the devs.
A field guide to crypto degenerates trapped in their natural habitat. Don't feed the whales. Or the devs.
Forty-nine species. All documented. All caged.
The Degen Zoo is a documented collection of crypto's most fascinating specimens, observed and catalogued in their natural habitats. Each entry has been verified through extensive on-chain analysis, Telegram screenshots, and tearful interviews.
These are not fictional characters. Every trade happened. Every loss was real. Every ounce of copium was consumed on-chain.
Forty-nine species, all documented. Every trade happened. Every loss was real.
A satirical field guide to crypto's most recognizable trader archetypes. Find your species, share your cage, and follow along for new specimens.
Satire only. No financial advice, no token, no offering.