The Crypto Mom, Specimen No. 010 of the Degen Zoo
Epic The Crypto Mom
Specimen No. 010 Class: Karen

The Crypto Mom

$KAREN
"I'd like to speak to the blockchain's manager."

Wants to speak to the blockchain's manager. Printed her seed phrase and taped it to the fridge. Joined three Telegram groups and has already filed two complaints with the SEC.

Field Observations
HabitatSuburban kitchens with HODL mugs
DietPinterest crypto tips and CNBC segments
Mating call"I would like to speak to the manager."
Natural predatorGas fees
ActivityDaily between school pickups
ConservationEpic · Growing population
IQ
20
Hopium
50
Luck
8
Live on Robinhood Chain

The $KAREN Release

Specimen No. 010 has been released onto Robinhood Chain, so she can finally monitor retail from the inside.

Release Papers
Ticker$KAREN
ChainRobinhood Chain
Launchpadpons.family
SupplyFixed. She counted it twice.
LiquidityLocked forever in Uniswap V3
Manager's Note
The only official $KAREN contract address is the one published on this page and pinned in t.me/degenzoo_fun. Karen will never DM you first. Anyone who does is an imposter, and she has already reported them to the SEC.